Matt (2984564)

11 October 2009 @ 05:17 pm

Eh... I know it's early, but if the stores can get in on it (and why the fuck do they already have Christmas stuff on the shelves?) so can I.

So who's dressing up as what this year?

Points for originality, rudeness and for whatever will get you outright arrested.

Tags: consumerism sucks, costumes, halloween, now wait i like it

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26 September 2009 @ 04:37 am

[Video post]

[The video clicks on and -

There's a black and white husky with blue eyes sat there on the chair, panting happily at the screen with her tail wagging.

The weird thing is, she's wearing a hat that says 'Birthday girl' on it.

After a second she barks, jumps off the chair and the video clicks off]

[[ooc: Yes, Matt is a sad sack]]

Tags: awww, my doggie is all grown up!, pixel, who's a good girl?

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06 September 2009 @ 01:18 am

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So, it was all a joke, huh. Figures.

Tags: aftermath, battle royal, matt is pissed, matt is sad, worst joke ever

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04 August 2009 @ 10:30 pm

I've seen the future

( Not cut ICly, but saving your flists here )

Also 'voiiii' is older than that split condom your mom concieved you with, stfu.

Tags: bored matt is bored, fucking sick and tired of voii, next jackass to say it will regret it, the future, zombies

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01 August 2009 @ 01:22 am

[Hacking action] In the name of Shikamaru...

[[So Shikamaru's conspiracy theory post actually kind of got Matt's interest, so in the name of helping - or Matt's special brand of help - all electronic/digital street signs will be hacked and display the below message unless they are corrected for all of August 1st]]

Wake up, Neo. The Matrix has you.

Tags: conspiracy theory, hacking ur shit, is this noble? idk, matt isn't just a troll, no really, shikamaru

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20 July 2009 @ 01:20 am

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So... did half the people in this city die, or something?

When the internet is quiet, it's never a good sign.

Tags: bored, idfk, quiet stuff, wtfever

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08 June 2009 @ 10:17 pm

Who you gonna call?

My friends...

In our hour of need...

There is only one hero we can turn to.

We must call in:

OUR SAVIOUR

Tags: onoes bats, ozzy osbourne, who ya gonna call?

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27 May 2009 @ 02:37 am

Internet/Voice: WoW Dungeon Raid

[Mike clicks on, sound of typing, If you play WoW and you were invited to do this quest with Matt, jump on in!]

Yo! Everybody check in so we can get this show on the road!

[[ooc: Basically, if your character would play World of Warcraft feel free to have them join in this thread, purely for nerdy lulz]]

Tags: me and my mike, monster slaying time, online talk, playing wow

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23 May 2009 @ 09:20 pm

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Aw maaan, anyone play a high-level healer in WoW? My party needs one for this quest since a certain douchebag pulled out.

Seriously, this quest has big time XP and treasure at the end of it, monster is worth some serious gold.

And yeah, high-level only, I haven't got time for n00bs.

Tags: playing wow, quest time

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04 April 2009 @ 08:20 pm

Eh...

Hey Mel, you remember some cute, little blonde Japanese chick or are my dreams getting more inventive?

Tags: dreams, wtf

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24 March 2009 @ 09:30 pm

(no subject)

Tags: funny sign, random, smoking is awesomeee, whoops

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19 February 2009 @ 11:48 pm

[Posted Anonymously on a Image Board]

Think this fag is retarded? Think that we should be free to go about our day without mental degradation? Think that this city is starting to see the dick in this cocks face?

Then stand up and fight for your right to live without idiots, and let us live our lives with no one being an embarrassing dickwad in our faces! Join the Anti-Gurren Brigade!

Fight the Retard!

Tags: gurren brigade, kamina, lol, retards, troll

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01 February 2009 @ 06:40 pm

Obligatory celebration

Hell yeah I made it another year!

I'll beat Kurt Cobain yet.

Tags: 21, birthday, go me

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29 January 2009 @ 05:48 pm

Some number.

[Private//Unhackable]

No one noticed the smiley faces, what the hell.

No appreciation for genius here.

[/Private]

Hey Mel, I think Pixel picked up your appreciation for fire, she was staring out the window all night.

You should take her for a walk blondie.

Tags: annoyed, private, unhackable

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06 January 2009 @ 05:26 pm

How many blondes to crash a car...

I bet some faggot was on the phone.

Tags: car crash, faggot, how i drive car, lol, quatre

Current Mood:

amused

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21 December 2008 @ 08:36 pm

(no subject)

FUCK YES SELPHIE YOU ARE THE BEST!!

I always wanted a dog when I was a kid, never was allowed. This is an awesome Christmas.

I think I'll call her... Pixel, yeah :D

Tags: christmas, pixel, puppy, selphie

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20 December 2008 @ 09:46 pm

[Post on 4Chan; Anonymous]

DISCUSS

[[ooc: okay guys, I'm sure you all know 4Chan and /b/, I'm assuming NG has an equivalent site. So... post what you will, spam/troll the hell out of it, remember per the rules of 4Chan ALL comments are anonymous.
Also... sorry Quatre-mun! Matt is a brat :/ ]]

Tags: 4chan, tiem for raep, troll

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13 December 2008 @ 03:02 pm

Mello

Happy birthday fag.

You're like, geriatric now.

Tags: birthday, mello, ooh sparkles

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10 December 2008 @ 07:36 pm

Nooo faithful toilet!